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@sodapopcanprofilefollowMillenial/Xenial who used to be really excited about programming.replied to@stagas๐Ÿคธprofilefollowcreative technologist creator of textlog:
I was obsessed with Greece as a kid because of The Chipmunk's Adventure movie where they were dancing on the statues, ha. I was more into he statues (even if cartoon) than the dancing, and yet I have still never been there (I'm 45).
@evnmprofilefollowSoftware engineerGitHubevnm - Overviewevnm has 51 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub., trail runnerStravaSignup for free to see more about LawrenceJoin Lawrence and get inspired for your next workout, gear-maker. Working on something new for homeownersgetonmain.comMain ยท A quiet, well-organized record of everything that keeps your home running.A quiet, well-organized record of everything that keeps your home running.wrote:
Sigh. On the heels of our last home maintenance mess
@evnmprofilefollowwrote:
Very cool: our kids' bathroom toilet overflowed last night, resulting in water draining into our kitchen on the floor below.
, I just went into our garage to find a panel of insulation fallen to the ground, riddled with mouse droppings. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ซ Cleaned it up (gloved and masked, naturally), but probably means we need to re-insulate the whole garage. Which will undoubtedly uncover a leak or some other issue. The fun never ends!
@evnmprofilefollowSoftware engineerGitHubevnm - Overviewevnm has 51 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub., trail runnerStravaSignup for free to see more about LawrenceJoin Lawrence and get inspired for your next workout, gear-maker. Working on something new for homeownersgetonmain.comMain ยท A quiet, well-organized record of everything that keeps your home running.A quiet, well-organized record of everything that keeps your home running.continued:
Obviously, I realize that it's a privilege to own a home and have issues like this to deal with ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@jkureiprofilefollowwrote:
"Everything worth doing is worth doing badly." Meditate even if you have the time, even if you can only do two minutes. Train even if you're tired and you're not gonna do it well. Start that project even if you're not ready. Don't wait for perfection. #philosophynotesfollow #lifenotesfollow
@hellodaviddev๐Ÿคชprofilefollowdev, programming, going off vibes and coffee hellodavid.devDavid Gonzalez-VelezDavid Gonzalez-Velez | Software Engineer & ResearcherSelf-taught software engineer and researcher based in Chicago, specializing in quantum computation and full-stack development.wrote:
How do you define #AInotesfollow slop in relation to #codingnotesfollow? For me, it is how quickly you get to an unmaintainable state- the acceleration into something that becomes difficult to work. I talk more about it here: hellodavid.dev/blog/slop #Softwarenotesfollow #Developmentnotesfollow
@zenprofilefollowfather, cyclist, #haskellnotesfollow, #emacsnotesfollowreplied to@hellodaviddev๐Ÿคชprofilefollowdev, programming, going off vibes and coffee hellodavid.devDavid Gonzalez-VelezDavid Gonzalez-Velez | Software Engineer & ResearcherSelf-taught software engineer and researcher based in Chicago, specializing in quantum computation and full-stack development.:
Not that I think we're close to a canonical definition (as if we'll ever all agree on one) but my team has defacto adopted the definition of code that the developer responsible for it doesn't understand, approve of and essentially has now honestly reviewed. Basically anything which leads to cognitive debt.
@hellodaviddev๐Ÿคชprofilefollowdev, programming, going off vibes and coffee hellodavid.devDavid Gonzalez-VelezDavid Gonzalez-Velez | Software Engineer & ResearcherSelf-taught software engineer and researcher based in Chicago, specializing in quantum computation and full-stack development.replied to@zenprofilefollowfather, cyclist, #haskellnotesfollow, #emacsnotesfollow:
I agree, I don't think that there will ever be one canonical definition, but I like this definition as well, as it places the onus on the actual person creating the slop. Thank you for sharing!
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@jamesjan3profilefollowresearcher, developer, dancerreplied to@pqs๐Ÿคชprofilefollow:
It seems this year is when big budget LLM players overtake independent academic mathematicians, in speed at least. The Jacobian conjecture, a lot of Erdos problems, now even the Navier Stokes millenium problem. Solved due to new model releases, all within this summer.
@jamesjan3profilefollowresearcher, developer, dancerreplied to@pqs๐Ÿคชprofilefollow:
in math it can definitely prove statements that havent been proven before. I dont think thats the big thing though since it also writes sentences nobody has ever written before and in software it can write programs that havent been written before. Its just that the speed and scalability that has overtaken human mathematicians and programmers
@ddk070๐Ÿง™profilefollowit's me,hiwrote:
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I think it's really cool to see other articles with automatic translation.
@ddk070๐Ÿง™profilefollowit's me,hicontinued:
ๆ‰€ไปฅๆˆ‘ไพ†ๅ˜—่ฉฆไธ€ไธ‹่‡ชๅ‹•็ฟป่ญฏ็š„ๆ–‡็ซ ๅŠŸ่ƒฝ๏ผŒไฝ†็™ผ็พ่‡ชๅ‹•็ฟป่ญฏๅชๆœ‰ๅœจ็€่ฆฝๅ™จไธŠ๏ผŒ่กŒๅ‹•่ฃ็ฝฎ่ฆ่‡ชๅทฑๆ‰‹ๅ‹•ๆŒ‰็ฟป่ญฏๅŠŸ่ƒฝใ€‚
So I tried the automatic article translation feature, but found that automatic translation only works in the browser; on mobile devices, you have to manually press the translation button.
@kitnprofilefollowhallucinating with llms...wrote:
i made grammar.lolgrammar.lolgrammar.lolInstant proofreading in every app. Free โ€” Apple Intelligence, ChatGPT, or SuperGrok. it is an open-source version of grammarly that uses chatgpt, grok subscription or even then already local apple intelligence models. github.com/qKitNp/grammar-lolGitHubGitHub - qKitNp/grammar-lol: Proofread anywhere with your ChatGPT or SuperGrok subscriptionProofread anywhere with your ChatGPT or SuperGrok subscription - qKitNp/grammar-lol
@peaceful๐Ÿ‘นprofilefollowโˆ†Dowdy.devDowdy.devArticles, tutorials, and tools related to InfoSec, Retro Gaming, and all things Web1.0.wrote:
At moms house for the holiday weekend so the kids can see Nana. She has a "premium Plex" account on her tv serving a truly massive amount of content. Allegedly the brother of a long time friend is offering the "service". She says that the service will go down when the host is having outages, so the infra is likely local. I brought my year this weekend. We are going to dig in to this guys operation. Intuition dictates that there is some hand rolled accounting going on. I'd like to see it.
@odd๐Ÿฅทprofilefollowwrote:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
@personprofilefollowwrote:
รบgyhogy az idรฉnre beรญgรฉrt informatikai projekjeimet mรกr eleve vaporware-nek nyilvรกnรญtom a kรฉsedelmes indulรกs miatt
so I'm declaring my promised IT projects for this year as vaporware from the start due to the delayed launch
@personprofilefollowwrote:
azรฉrt aranyos, hogy egybล‘l sandbox-ba kell tenni (a Virtualbox egy sandbox), hogy szรฉt ne barmoljon mindent a gรฉpen vagy a szerveren, vagy mรกshol, azรฉrt alapvetล‘en bรฉkรฉs kis รกllatkรกk ezek az ai chatbotok, na
It's cute because you have to put it in a sandbox right away (Virtualbox is a sandbox) so it doesn't mess up everything on the machine or the server or anywhere else, but these AI chatbots are basically peaceful little animals, right?
@zbr๐Ÿ˜…profilefollowmaker of software thingswrote:
Anybody here using mastodon regularly? What instance are you on? I can't decide on where to register ๐Ÿ˜…
@johy๐Ÿฆฅprofilefollowwrote:
Applied to an L5 software engineering role via e-mail and without any other contact I received back a bunch of questions that clearly look like they're aimed at L6 or even L7. Not sure what to do with that so I withdrew. Briefly considered answering them but was weirded out.