Last weeks post about "if you're not using an LLM router, how do you know wtf is going on" inspired me to spin up a couple of OSS options this week and wow were they right.
Any conversation
SCP-9871 (Omnidirectional Chicken): Foundation staff dispatched to Civilian โโโ's home in the guise of Animal Control, on reports of "I get woken up by this rooster but none of my neighbors have chickens and it's like it's coming from everywhere and nowhere". Staff confirmed report but were unable to locate source. Case designated as of potential interest but low-priority given current critical personnel shortage. Channel further communications from Civilian โโโ into Automated Dialogue Tree 318.


