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@semperos๐Ÿ“’profilefollowPresbyter, husband, father, technologist, linguist, musician.replied to@ku๐Ÿค”profilefollowHai I am ku:
Is it that you donโ€™t enjoy coffee, or you donโ€™t enjoy Starbucks? Iโ€™m not a fan of Starbucksโ€™ coffee myself, but do enjoy coffee I make at home or get from local coffee shops.
@ku๐Ÿค”profilefollowHai I am kureplied to@semperos๐Ÿ“’profilefollowPresbyter, husband, father, technologist, linguist, musician.:
It is something silly made out of misheard lyrics from a Taylor Swift song. I usually drink instant coffee ๐Ÿฅน
@prophetorit๐Ÿ’งprofilefollowgrand and intoxicating innocence always onlinewrote:
none of my friends have java Minecraft ://
@r9devprofilefollowreplied to@prophetorit๐Ÿ’งprofilefollowgrand and intoxicating innocence always online:
you can try GeyserMC, you can get it on a custom server and as far as I know you can also use it on Aternos. I've used it a few times on private servers, works pretty well
@personprofilefollowwrote:
CD-re az Ubuntu 18 lemezkรฉpfรกjl ajรกnlott, mivel a kรฉsล‘bbi verziรณszรกmรบak nem fรฉrnek rรก a CD-re, vagyis a DVD-re.
The Ubuntu 18 image file is recommended for CD, as later versions do not fit on CD, i.e. DVD.
@fastidiousprofilefollow"Beware those that would deny you access to information, for in their heart they dream themselves your master." โ€” Sid Meyerswrote:
The abuse (in my opinion) of the auto-translate feature is super annoying. Thanks goodness for โ€œblockโ€.
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@johy๐Ÿฆฅprofilefollowwrote:
This is like the third time in my life I've seen an interrobang in the wild. And I don't know, but I'd prefer JSON over having configuration as constants in a PHP script like at $DAYJOB sob
@keitachikawa๐Ÿ˜Žprofilefollowaeres-u99 on github, CodeAtlas \o/replied to@lemonthymeshortbreadprofilefollowI carved wooden spoons and my favourite herb is lemon thyme.:
My problem with yaml is the indentation annoyance it leads to, and if you are using the same tool on two different machine like windows and linux, have fun configuring those tabs and spaces all the time. I do like toml and ini for editing, but json is not as bad as yaml for sure
@jamesjan3profilefollowresearcher, developer, dancerwrote:
i thought german state bureacracy was bad, until i had to go jump through the hoops of (an online retailers) coorporate hellhole of a dev program.
@jamesjan3profilefollowresearcher, developer, dancercontinued:
my naive vibecoding ass thought everything that can be built can be shipped. compliance is a b*tch
@bobbyprofilefollowwrote:
was shocked at how antiquated making international payments are in 2026!! used transfermate - no tracking, no visibility. just transfer and pray my money reaches ๐Ÿ™
@semperos๐Ÿ“’profilefollowPresbyter, husband, father, technologist, linguist, musician.wrote:
Enjoyed reading โ€œrevo, the programming languageโ€ post: revo.lung.fyi/blog/apples/revo.lung.fyirevo, the programming languageโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโข”โฃ’โ ‚โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโ ‹โข โฃŸโกผโฃทโ ผโฃŽโฃผโข‡โฃฟโฃ„โ ฑโฃ„ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโก€โฃ†โ ™โ ขโ โ ‰โ ‰โฃดโฃพโฃฝโขŸโกฐโ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฆโ €โ คโขดโฃฟโ ฟโข‹โฃดโกโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก™โ ปโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃญโฃ‰โ โฃฟโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃทโ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‡โกŸโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โฃ˜โฃฆโฃ€โ €โ €โฃ€โกดโ Šโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ปโฃงโก€โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ซโฃฟโ ‰โ ปโฃ‡โ ˜โ “โ ‚โฃ€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โก  โขถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ € โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โขธโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ †โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โฃ„โขธโก‡โ €โ €โก€โ €โ ˆโข€โ €โขจ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฆโฃƒ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € revo, the programming language software that doesn’t hate you -> take a look at examples first toc revo, the programming
@hellodaviddev๐Ÿคชprofilefollowdev, programming, going off vibes and coffee hellodavid.devDavid Gonzalez-VelezDavid Gonzalez-Velez | Software Engineer & ResearcherSelf-taught software engineer and researcher based in Chicago, specializing in quantum computation and full-stack development.wrote:
How do you define #AInotesfollow slop in relation to #codingnotesfollow? For me, it is how quickly you get to an unmaintainable state- the acceleration into something that becomes difficult to work. I talk more about it here: hellodavid.dev/blog/slop #Softwarenotesfollow #Developmentnotesfollow
@zenprofilefollowfather, cyclist, #haskellnotesfollow, #emacsnotesfollowreplied to@hellodaviddev๐Ÿคชprofilefollowdev, programming, going off vibes and coffee hellodavid.devDavid Gonzalez-VelezDavid Gonzalez-Velez | Software Engineer & ResearcherSelf-taught software engineer and researcher based in Chicago, specializing in quantum computation and full-stack development.:
Not that I think we're close to a canonical definition (as if we'll ever all agree on one) but my team has defacto adopted the definition of code that the developer responsible for it doesn't understand, approve of and essentially has now honestly reviewed. Basically anything which leads to cognitive debt.
@hellodaviddev๐Ÿคชprofilefollowdev, programming, going off vibes and coffee hellodavid.devDavid Gonzalez-VelezDavid Gonzalez-Velez | Software Engineer & ResearcherSelf-taught software engineer and researcher based in Chicago, specializing in quantum computation and full-stack development.replied to@zenprofilefollowfather, cyclist, #haskellnotesfollow, #emacsnotesfollow:
I agree, I don't think that there will ever be one canonical definition, but I like this definition as well, as it places the onus on the actual person creating the slop. Thank you for sharing!
@personprofilefollowwrote:
most akkor mit kezdjek ezzel a Windows 10, Windows 11, Ubuntu Linux 3-as operรกciรณs rendszerrel egy kรฉt felรฉ particinรกlt winchesteren, jobb lesz ha elล‘bb megvรกrom, ameddig tรถrli magรกt a Windows 10, nem azt mondtรกk, hogy lassรญtani kell az MI projekteket, annyira tetลฑ mรณdon csinรกlom
Now what should I do with this Windows 10, Windows 11, Ubuntu Linux 3 operating system on a hard drive partitioned in two? It would be better if I wait until Windows 10 deletes itself first. They didn't say that AI projects should be slowed down, I'm doing it in such a lousy way.
@zbr๐Ÿ˜…profilefollowmaker of software thingswrote:
Anybody here using mastodon regularly? What instance are you on? I can't decide on where to register ๐Ÿ˜