🤣 Did not remember the offline version being this bad, but…

🤣 Did not remember the offline version being this bad, but maybe it went downhill in the past 5 years I have not used it.

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It was the only way to reproduce the authentic horrible experience of the offline version.

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I never used the online version, but the last time I used the offline version it already was a horrible experience. This was about 5 years ago, before I had moved entirely to Linux. It was so bad I downloaded a pirated version of some old MS Office 2007 Blue Edition to have something acceptable. I unironically prefer Libre Office.

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