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profilefollowlate is the hour in which this conjuror chooses to appearwrote:
๐Ÿ‰ #execnotesfollow let N=6,D0=[0,1,0,-1],D1=[1,0,-1,0],s=[],g={},d=x=y=xa=xb=ya=yb=0; for(let n=0;n<N;n++){s=s.concat([1]).concat(s.map(x=>!x).reverse())} for(let i=0;i<s.length;i++) { x<xa && (xa=x);y<ya && (ya=y);x>xb && (xb=x);y>yb && (yb=y); let t=s[i]?1:-1,e=(d+t+4)%4; g[x]||(g[x]={}); g[x][y]=g[x][y]?"โ”ผ":"โ”Œโ”โ””โ”˜"[(t*(D0[d]+D0[e])>0?0:2)+(t*(D1[d]+D1[e])>0?0:1)]; x+=D0[e];y+=D1[e];d=e; } for(j=yb;j>=ya;j--) { let u=""; for(i=xa;i<=xb;i++){u+=(g[i][j]||"ยท")} console.log(u); }
ยทโ”Œโ”โ”Œโ”ยทยทยทยทยทยทยท โ”Œโ”˜โ””โ”ผโ”˜ยทยทยทยทโ”Œโ”ยท โ””ยทยทโ””โ”โ”Œโ”ยทยทยทโ””โ” ยทยทยทโ”Œโ”ผโ”ผโ”˜ยทยทยทโ”Œโ”˜ ยทยทยทโ””โ”ผโ”ผโ”โ”Œโ”โ”Œโ”ผโ” ยทยทยทโ”Œโ”ผโ”˜โ””โ”ผโ”ผโ”˜โ””โ”˜ ยทยทยทโ””โ”ผโ”ยทโ””โ”ผโ”ยทยท ยทยทยทยทโ””โ”˜ยทยทโ””โ”˜ยทยท
profilefollowlate is the hour in which this conjuror chooses to appearcontinued:
OK, so you only get 10 lines of output. (I tried to get ChatGPT to write this program but it kept messing up, so I wrote it by hand.)
You look in the corner, you see a guy quietly eating cigarette butts. It's ok. He's dealing with a lot of stress from work. He takes care of his family. Capitalism
๐Ÿ™ˆprofilefollow"Beware those that would deny you access to information, for in their heart they dream themselves your master." โ€” Sid Meyersreplied toprofilefollow:
Likewise... you look in the corner, you see a guy quietly eating cigarette butts. It's ok. He's dealing with a lot of stress for lack of work, or food, or future. He wants to take care of his family. Communism. We havenโ€™t figured out yet. Maybe we never will.
ๆˆ‘ๅœจไธญๅ›ฝๆ˜ฏไธ€ไธชๅ‡†่„ฑ็ฆปๆ”ฟๅบœๆŽŒๆŽง่€…๏ผŒๅŸบไบŽ่บซไปฝ็š„ไธ€ๅˆ‡ๆดปๅŠจๆˆ‘้ƒฝไธๅ‚ไธŽ๏ผŒๆฏ”ๅฆ‚ๆญฃๅผๅทฅไฝœๅ’Œ็ฝ‘่ดญใ€‚ๆˆ‘ไนŸไธบๆญคไป˜ๅ‡บๅทจๅคงไปฃไปท๏ผŒๆˆ‘็š„้€‰ๆ‹ฉ็ฉบ้—ด่ขซๆžๅคงๅŽ‹็ผฉ๏ผŒ่กŒๅŠจ่ƒฝๅŠ›ๆŸๅคฑไธฅ้‡ใ€‚ๆˆ‘ๅช่ƒฝ้€š่ฟ‡ๅฐ‘้‡ๅ…่ดนwifi่ฎฟ้—ฎไบ’่”็ฝ‘
In China, I am practically independent of the government; I don't participate in any activities based on my status, such as formal work or online shopping. I've paid a heavy price for this; my choices have been severely limited, and my mobility has been significantly impaired. I can only access the internet through limited free Wi-Fi.
profilefollowYes, itโ€™s the same guy. The wonk.wrote:
Whereโ€™s the coffee machine?
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and an top of that, not calling it the iFold
i think theyre pretty cool. the tech market is too safe nowadays.
Totally, I'm glad they're at least trying something new (for Apple). It just underscores the general failure of imagination vibes I get from everything in tech nowadays. Most of the industry is breathlessly chasing a 20th century "golden age of scifi" vision of AI. And Apple's over there diligently trying to improve upon other companies' products from five years ago. At least no one's talking about the metaverse anymore.
yea its kind of sad how the design language has all converged to the same phones and laptops. 1990s/2000s tech had so much swag and fun with design, especially japanese brands. i like what nothing does, the uk smartphone brand. at least they have some identity. and yea the metaverse to my mind was just a meme eversince they introduced it, like I know exactly 0 ppl that own a vr headset, and im with the nerds here. just shows zuck is surrounded by yes men
profilefollowNew herewrote:
In other news, I'm circling what sure looks like GCP overbilling us by over $1M/year going back as far as I can see.
profilefollowOld school metallian, hobbyist developer writing things mostly in Rustโ€ฆmostlywrote:
Hell must have frozen over. I just installed Openclaw on my Linux box. I had already cobbled together an agent like thing (pi) that I talked to over Telegram, so I figured, let's give Openclaw 2.0 a try, locked down completely at first, but slowly opened up over time.
Spent months pair-building a full telecom BSS with an AI. The surprise wasn't the code โ€” it was that the real job became verification. The AI read 450 tokens for every 1 it wrote. Turns out building honestly is mostly re-reading. #opensourcebssnotesfollow
profilefollowNew herewrote:
Huge items in the plus column for Quebec City: lots of music stores, and lots of shops where you can buy a really good chef's knife.