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@hotterprofilefollow#Emacsnotesfollow, dev, life, random stuff. the netherlands.wrote:
Bad night, first the boy woke up at midnight and went with him, then at 4 am heavy rain started so went to bring the bike to the terrace, then thunderstorm and kids were scary, then the cat meowed at 6am. Iโ€™m okay.
@c0c0a5profilefollowwww.C0C0A5.comwrote:
Bluey's "curry swapYahoo LifeThe 'Bluey'-inspired trick for twice the homemade meals with half the workFind a like-minded family to start your own weekday "curry swap" to share home-cooked meals." is an ingenious way to save #timenotesfollow #cookingnotesfollow. The scheme is simple: One night a week, we make twice as much #dinnernotesfollow and drop it off at the other family's house. They do the same on a different night.The #lifehacknotesfollow is deceivingly simple. Doubling a recipe is easier than preparing a second dish.
@lemonthymeshortbreadprofilefollowI carved wooden spoons and my favourite herb is lemon thyme.wrote:
I never have enough time but Iโ€™d love to do a bit more recreational programming with esoterical languages like kitten, #uiuanotesfollow, and #jqnotesfollow. AoC and Project Euler are good because they just require an answer but thereโ€™s also loads of simple puzzles online that rely on being able to submit the code in common languages. Iโ€™ve been wondering, however, if I could use an LLM to take those problems and create a verification harness for any language I like.
@chenxiangprofilefollowwrote:
ๅฏนไบŽๆ•ดไธชไบ’่”็ฝ‘ๅŽ†ๅฒ๏ผŒๆˆ‘ๅฏ่ฏดๅŸบๆœฌไธŠๆ˜ฏไธ€ไธชๆ—่ง‚่€…๏ผŒๆˆ‘ไธ€็›ดๅœจๆถˆ่ดนๅ†…ๅฎน๏ผŒไฝ†ๆ˜ฏๆฒกๆœ‰็”Ÿไบง่ฟ‡ไป€ไนˆๅ†…ๅฎน๏ผŒไบ’่”็ฝ‘ไธŠๆฒกๆœ‰ๆˆ‘็š„็—•่ฟน๏ผŒ่ฟ™ๆ˜ฏๆ„ๅค–ๅŽๆžœ๏ผŒๅ› ไธบไธญๅ›ฝ็š„่บซไปฝๅ’Œๅ†…ๅฎนๆ”ฟ็ญ–
Regarding the entire history of the internet, I can say I've been largely an observer. I've always consumed content, but I haven't produced any. There's no trace of me on the internet, which is an unforeseen consequence due to China's identity and content policies.
@cyanohydrprofilefollowreplied to@chenxiangprofilefollow:
ๆˆ‘ไธๅคชๆ˜Ž็™ฝไธญๅ›ฝ็š„โ€œ้˜ฒ็ซ้•ฟๅŸŽโ€ๆ˜ฏๆ€Žไนˆ่ฟไฝœ็š„ใ€‚ๆฏ”ๅฆ‚่ฏด๏ผŒไฝ ๅˆฐๅบ•ๆ˜ฏๆ€Žไนˆ่ฎฟ้—ฎ่ฟ™ไธช็ฝ‘็ซ™็š„๏ผŸ ๏ผˆๆˆ‘ๆ˜ฏๅœจ้€š่ฟ‡็ฟป่ฏ‘่ฝฏไปถๅ’Œไฝ ไบคๆตใ€‚๏ผ‰
I don't quite understand how China's "Great Firewall" works. For example, how exactly did you access this website? (I'm communicating with you through translation software.)
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@edwin๐Ÿ˜ฌprofilefollowwrote:
Been working on an old mastodon hosting project I tried to start a few years ago, with a focus on privacy. This is the first big project I've tried to come back to with the help of coding agents and find it invigorating, and gives me the confidence to actually finish the project. Who knows if it will ever make a dollar, but it sure is fun to watch my ideas come to life.
@fastidiousprofilefollow"Beware those that would deny you access to information, for in their heart they dream themselves your master." โ€” Sid Meyerswrote:
A โ€œsmallโ€ visit to Lotte, and $239 later, we are enjoying rambutans, sticky rice with tuna wrapped in seaweed, and wife struggles to make room for the rest of the goodies.
@thechelsukprofilefollowCurrently in remission from ME/CFS after 3+ years. Occasional software engineering leader, app developer, blogger, zwifter, and just being online.wrote:
hello hello
@jdl๐Ÿ˜Žprofilefollowwrote:
Funny that this box appears in front of me and every thought I've ever wanted to write down vacates my mind.
@eatziprofilefollowEat, drink, listen to ๐ŸŽถ, & watch the fish. Occasionally cook.wrote:
Microsoft Word Online (web version) is horrible.
@hippo๐Ÿฆ›profilefollowStrictly no LLMs. No exceptions.replied to@eatziprofilefollowEat, drink, listen to ๐ŸŽถ, & watch the fish. Occasionally cook.:
It was the only way to reproduce the authentic horrible experience of the offline version.
@eatziprofilefollowEat, drink, listen to ๐ŸŽถ, & watch the fish. Occasionally cook.replied to@hippo๐Ÿฆ›profilefollowStrictly no LLMs. No exceptions.:
๐Ÿคฃ Did not remember the offline version being this bad, but maybe it went downhill in the past 5 years I have not used it.
@gruntprofilefollowI am just a grain of sand on your beach. www.gruntsoft.comreplied to@eatziprofilefollowEat, drink, listen to ๐ŸŽถ, & watch the fish. Occasionally cook.:
I never used the online version, but the last time I used the offline version it already was a horrible experience. This was about 5 years ago, before I had moved entirely to Linux. It was so bad I downloaded a pirated version of some old MS Office 2007 Blue Edition to have something acceptable. I unironically prefer Libre Office.
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